小约翰尼站了起来 。  
“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问 。  
“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着 。”  
Lost Purse 丢失的钱包  
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."  
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."  
一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她 。她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元 。”  
“没错，夫人 。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我 。”  
I know who god is 我知道上帝是谁了  
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?  
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.  
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?  
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.  
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?  
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and  
straight.  
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?  

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