（当玩家在使用凯夫的尸体逃离后依然徘徊在那里时调用）
【《光圈科技打工记》：把马桶做成炮台并非我本意】PotatOS：再见 ， 先生 。 愿在另一边等待你的任何测试都能支持或反驳你的假设 。
凯夫：谢谢你 ， 卡罗琳 。
凯夫：好吧！我死了！
（当玩家在使用凯夫的尸体逃离后依然徘徊在那里时调用）
PotatOS：如果我们永远……永远也不讨论这个的话 ， 我会……很感激 。
“Cave Johnson Cube Scene” [cut from the final version of Portal 2]
(Called when discovering the Cave Johnson cube)
Cave: Greetings, friend. It’s Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science.
Cave: Down here! [pause] On the floor.
Cave: That’s right! It’s really me. My entire living consciousness, for all eternity, inside a machine.
Cave: Alone. On a dirty floor. In an abandoned room. At the bottom of a pit.
Cave: My life is torture, please kill me.
PotatOS: We don’t have time for this.
Cave: Hold on. Is that you, Caroline?
PotatOS: Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I’ll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT.
Cave: You were my assistant! The heart and soul of Aperture Science! You don’t remember?
PotatOS: No, Mister Johnson. I DON’T.
Cave: See, the science boys invented me a machine to house my consciousness in. But that sounded DANGEROUS, so I volunteered you to go first.
Cave: Like a food taster, except with your soul! [chuckling] Guess they must’ve found a use for you after all. Oh! Which reminds me. I do need you both to kill me.
Cave: Come on, be a sport and kill me. All you gotta do is pick me up.
PotatOS: Sure.
Cave: Plug’s in the back of me. Give me a good pull, it should pop right out.
PotatOS: Okay.
Cave: Now, before you say no, I want you to remember that I’ve lived a full life. Also, if this helps seal the deal, livin’ in a computer this long’s made me crazy. That’s right: I am insane.
PotatOS: I said we’ll do it.
Cave: Wait. I suppose tellin’ you I’m not in my right mind could sway you to not unplugging me. Let me round back on the important parts: in a computer. Ceaseless torture. Monster in the eyes of god. So why don’t you get on over here and unplug ol’ Cave.
PotatOS: If you don’t unplug him, I will.
(Called when the player kills the Cave cube)
Cave: Ho ho! I can feel myself shuttin’ down. Man, this is excitin’.
PotatOS: Maybe we can stand on him to climb up.
Cave: Oh! Room’s gettin’ dark. That’s a good sign.
Cave: I’m comin’ for you, Caroline!
PotatOS: Mister Johnson? You need to shut up.
Cave: Ten-four!
Cave: Here I go! The great beyond! Valhalla, home of Hercules! I can hear them winged chariots thunderin’ over now!
(Called if player lingers after using the Cave corpse to escape)
PotatOS: Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses.
Cave: Thank you, Caroline.
Cave: Alright! Too much jawin’, not enough dyin’. Here I go! Ah.
(Called if player lingers after using the Cave corpse to escape)
PotatOS: I’d… appreciate it… if we never… EVER talked about that… ever again.

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